Loopy Lizzy

Mom: Lizzy, pull up a chair so you can have snack.

(Lizzy pulls a chair to the table, sits down and starts to cry.)

Mom:  Just rub it and you'll be alright.  It's okay Lizzy, it happens to everyone.

Lizzy: I know.  It just happens to me a lot.

Eve and Joe: the bedroom sign

Joe: why does the sign say only mommy allowed and only daddy allowed?

Evie: I just don't like you guys barging in.

Joe: barking!  What?

Evie: no, barging.  It means just coming in my room without permission.

(She's so smart!)